Grown Ups, 8 p.m., FX
Exhausted from Small Business Saturday? Relax on the couch with this. Requires no actual thinking.
The March Sisters At Christmas, 8 p.m., Lifetime
Lifetime takes on ‘Little Women’? Nooooooo!!!!!!
Hairspray, 6:10 p.m., Oxygen
Another great one to just crash and watch! Huge bowl of popcorn and jazz hands required!